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peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

motorcyclles:

We’ve come to a point where people are so anti-sj that they will literally use an email to create fake accounts on tumblr and go “undercover” (as fucking pathetic as the sounds) to “infiltrate” (god what the fucking hell) sj tumblr and get people on reddit and 4chan to harass them like………….. how fucking sad is your life that youre doing this…… do you have a job. have you ever felt the touch of a woman

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

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